The comedian pretends to be anxious as he tells the crowd, “We have another fun, hilarious, administration-compliant show” … then rips NYC as a “crime-ridden cesspool” and even suggests the National Guard should invade the city.

After trolling Trump’s recent trip to the UK … Stewart dives into the Kimmel controversy, saying the First Amendment is now judged by a “talent-o-meter” — which he calls a “scientific instrument that is kept on the president’s desk.” He jokes if a performer isn’t being nice to the president, the FCC will be notified.

Stewart quips he’s not familiar with “Johnny Drimmel Live” but “our great nation has laid out very clear rules on free speech.”